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jo geillstens alter! ist lässig

vorallem punkt 20 *gg*

Posted on: 2005/2/5 18:36

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lol :Grind: das ist mal ne geile auflistung,
wobei ich einige Punkte schon bei mir
sehen kann :Grind:

Posted on: 2005/2/4 23:23

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Du weisst, dass Du im Jahr 2005 lebst, ...

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... wenn:

01) Du Dein Passwort in die Mikrowelle tippst.

02) Du seit Jahren kein Solitär mehr mit echten Karten gespielt hast.

03) Deine 3köpfioge Familie 15 Telefonnummern hat.

04) Dein Schreibtischnachbar mit Dir per eMail kommuniziert.

05) Deine Freunde nicht mehr existieren, wenn sie keine eMail haben.

06) Du Dich auch privat am Telefon versehentlich mit "Firma ..." meldest.

07) Du seit 4 Jahren an demselben Schreibtisch, aber für 3 verschiedene Firmen gearbeitet hast.

08) Lebenslauf und Bewerbung immer auf USB Stick bei Dir sind.

09) Deine Entlassung in der Tagesschau angekündigt wird.

11) der schlimmste Verlust beim Systemabsturz Deine Fun-Videosammlung war.

12) Dein Chef nicht die notwendige Ausbildung hat, um Deinen Job zu machen.

13) das Vorstandsgehalt höher ist als das Jahresbudget der meisten 3te-Welt-Länder.

14) Deine Hauptnahrungsquelle die restlichen Brötchen vom Meeting sind.

15) Dein Chef alle 3 Monate ein brandneues state-of-the-art Laptop bekommt, während Du Frühstückspause machen kannst, bis Dein eigenes auch nur hochgefahren ist.

16) "Fehlen wegen Krankheit" definitiv bedeutet, dass Du im Krankenhaus liegst.

17) Kein Geld für fünf dringend benötigte feste neuen Arbeitsplätze da ist, aber genug Geld für fünf freie Consultants, die den Chef rund um die Uhr strategisch beraten.

18) Deine Familie und Freunde Dich als "arbeitet-mit-Computern" beschreiben.

19) Du diese Liste liest, jeden Punkt abnickst, überlegst, wem Du das eMailst,

20) und in der üblichen Eile nicht mal bemerkt hast, das Punkt 10 fehlt.

hab ich bei den xoops kollegen von xoops-city entdeckt

Posted on: 2005/1/16 21:55

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Warning: Use of undefined constant _MI_MYALBUM_CATEGORY_NEWPHOTO_NOTIFY - assumed '_MI_MYALBUM_CATEGORY_NEWPHOTO_NOTIFY' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum/xoops_version.php line 479

Warning: Use of undefined constant _MI_MYALBUM_CATEGORY_NEWPHOTO_NOTIFYCAP - assumed '_MI_MYALBUM_CATEGORY_NEWPHOTO_NOTIFYCAP' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum/xoops_version.php line 480

Warning: Use of undefined constant _MI_MYALBUM_CATEGORY_NEWPHOTO_NOTIFYDSC - assumed '_MI_MYALBUM_CATEGORY_NEWPHOTO_NOTIFYDSC' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum/xoops_version.php line 481

Warning: Use of undefined constant _MI_MYALBUM_CATEGORY_NEWPHOTO_NOTIFYSBJ - assumed '_MI_MYALBUM_CATEGORY_NEWPHOTO_NOTIFYSBJ' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum/xoops_version.php line 483

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_MYALBUM_NAME - assumed '_ALBM_MYALBUM_NAME' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 34

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_BNAME_RANDOM - assumed '_ALBM_BNAME_RANDOM' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 63

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_BNAME_RECENT - assumed '_ALBM_BNAME_RECENT' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 72

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_BNAME_HITS - assumed '_ALBM_BNAME_HITS' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 81

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_BNAME_RECENT_P - assumed '_ALBM_BNAME_RECENT_P' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 90

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_BNAME_HITS_P - assumed '_ALBM_BNAME_HITS_P' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 99

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_TEXT_SMNAME1 - assumed '_ALBM_TEXT_SMNAME1' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 114

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_TEXT_SMNAME2 - assumed '_ALBM_TEXT_SMNAME2' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 122

Warning: Use of undefined constant _ALBM_TEXT_SMNAME3 - assumed '_ALBM_TEXT_SMNAME3' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/myalbum1/xoops_version.php line 125

Warning: Use of undefined constant _MI_TUTORIALS_NAME - assumed '_MI_TUTORIALS_NAME' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/tutorials/xoops_version.php line 2

Warning: Use of undefined constant _MI_TUTORIALS_DESC - assumed '_MI_TUTORIALS_DESC' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/tutorials/xoops_version.php line 4

Warning: Use of undefined constant _MI_TUTORIALS_SMNAME1 - assumed '_MI_TUTORIALS_SMNAME1' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/tutorials/xoops_version.php line 54

Unknown: define(): Declaration of case-insensitive constants is deprecated in file /modules/newbb/language/english/modinfo.php line 121

Unknown: define(): Declaration of case-insensitive constants is deprecated in file /modules/newbb/language/english/modinfo.php line 221

Warning: Use of undefined constant _MB_INCBLOCKS_WELCOME - assumed '_MB_INCBLOCKS_WELCOME' (this will throw an Error in a future version of PHP) in file /modules/incblocks/blocks/menuwelcome.php line 15

Notice: Trying to access array offset on value of type null in file /modules/PDMembers/blocks/PDMembers_block.php line 32

Notice: Undefined index: user_regdate in file /modules/PDMembers/blocks/PDMembers_block.php line 94

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in file /modules/PDMembers/blocks/PDMembers_block.php line 94

Warning: Database updates are not allowed during processing of a GET request in file /class/database/mysqldatabase.php line 519

Warning: include_once(/modules/xoopspoll/language/english/main.php): failed to open stream: No such file or directory in file /modules/xoopspoll/blocks/xoopspoll.php line 33

Warning: include_once(): Failed opening '/modules/xoopspoll/language/english/main.php' for inclusion (include_path='.:/usr/share/php') in file /modules/xoopspoll/blocks/xoopspoll.php line 33

Warning: unlink(/home/www/old.pd/pd_data/caches/xoops_cache/xoops_68760a1d_newbb_permission_{$perm_name}.php): No such file or directory in file /class/file/file.php line 320

Warning: count(): Parameter must be an array or an object that implements Countable in file /home/www/old.pd/pd_data/caches/smarty_compile/68760a1d-newbb-powerdreams1-default^%%5A^5AE^5AECABCD%%db%3Anewbb_viewtopic.tpl.php line 76

Queries
0.000074 - SET SQL_BIG_SELECTS = 1
0.001224 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (`conf_modid` = '0' AND `conf_catid` = '1') ORDER BY conf_order ASC
0.000260 - SELECT sess_data, sess_ip FROM session WHERE sess_id = '0f81d22ddfbd4b597a05bbdf6d54a713'
0.000361 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'newbb'
0.001112 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '1' AND (`gperm_groupid` = '3') AND `gperm_name` = 'module_read' AND `gperm_itemid` = '44')
0.001883 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (`conf_modid` = '44') ORDER BY conf_order ASC
0.012755 - DELETE FROM protector_access WHERE expire < UNIX_TIMESTAMP()
0.036481 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM protector_access WHERE ip='18.191.154.119' AND request_uri='/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?post_id=8776'
0.031478 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM protector_access WHERE ip='18.191.154.119'
0.000329 - INSERT INTO protector_access SET ip='18.191.154.119', request_uri='/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?post_id=8776', expire=UNIX_TIMESTAMP()+'10'
0.000362 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'xoopspoll'
0.000437 - SELECT t.* FROM bb_topics t, bb_posts p WHERE t.topic_id = p.topic_id AND p.post_id = 8776
0.000206 - SELECT * FROM bb_forums WHERE forum_id = '27'
0.001000 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'category_access')
0.001796 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_access')
0.002034 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_view')
0.000320 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM `bb_posts` WHERE (`topic_id` = '420' AND `approved` = '1')
0.000191 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM bb_posts AS p WHERE p.topic_id=420 AND p.approved = 1 AND p.post_id > 8776
0.000281 - SELECT p., t. FROM bb_posts p, bb_posts_text t WHERE p.topic_id=420 AND p.post_id = t.post_id AND p.approved = 1 ORDER BY p.post_id DESC LIMIT 0, 10
0.000199 - UPDATE bb_topics SET topic_views = LAST_INSERT_ID(topic_views + 1) WHERE topic_id =420
0.000326 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (`conf_modid` = '0' AND `conf_catid` = '5') ORDER BY conf_order ASC
0.000239 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (`conf_modid` = '0' AND `conf_catid` = '3') ORDER BY conf_order ASC
0.002153 - SELECT DISTINCT gperm_itemid FROM group_permission WHERE gperm_name = 'block_read' AND gperm_modid = 1 AND gperm_groupid IN (3)
0.000573 - SELECT b.* FROM newblocks b, block_module_link m WHERE m.block_id=b.bid AND b.isactive=1 AND b.visible=1 AND m.module_id IN (0,44) AND b.bid IN (9,82,6,1,12,11,10,8,7,5,4,86,3,219,2,44,175,177,178,45,80,79,78,85,84,83,81,97,98,92,93,90,91,64,65,66,67,169,170,168,136,143,151,180,181,182,183,227,179,210,204,205,206,207,208,209,197,198,199,200,201,202,203,196,190,191,192,193,194,195,211,176,223,226,230,231,232,233) ORDER BY b.weight, m.block_id
0.000318 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE (`hasmain` = '1' AND `isactive` = '1' AND `weight` > '0') ORDER BY weight ASC, mid ASC
0.001170 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_name` = 'module_read' AND `gperm_modid` = '1' AND `gperm_groupid` = '3')
0.000544 - SELECT gperm_itemid FROM group_permission LEFT JOIN modules m ON gperm_modid=m.mid WHERE m.dirname='myalbum' AND gperm_name='myalbum_global' AND (gperm_groupid=3)
0.000489 - SELECT gperm_itemid FROM group_permission LEFT JOIN modules m ON gperm_modid=m.mid WHERE m.dirname='myalbum1' AND gperm_name='myalbum_global' AND (gperm_groupid=3)
0.000207 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'PDdownloads'
0.000186 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'PDlinks'
0.000246 - SELECT count(*) FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'pcnews' AND isactive=1
0.000178 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'pcnews'
0.000648 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '46' AND (`gperm_groupid` = '3') AND `gperm_name` = 'pcnews_submit')
0.000227 - SELECT count(*) FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'pdnews' AND isactive=1
0.000175 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'pdnews'
0.000534 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '47' AND (`gperm_groupid` = '3') AND `gperm_name` = 'pdnews_submit')
0.000208 - SELECT count(*) FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'beosnews' AND isactive=1
0.000175 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'beosnews'
0.000559 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '48' AND (`gperm_groupid` = '3') AND `gperm_name` = 'beosnews_submit')
0.000254 - SELECT count(*) FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'PDMembers' AND isactive=1
0.000697 - SELECT text, submitter FROM incblock_welcometext ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 0,1
0.000182 - SELECT * FROM smiles
0.000196 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM online WHERE online_uid=0 AND online_ip=''
0.000147 - UPDATE online SET online_updated = 1746805709, online_module = 44 WHERE online_uid = 0 AND online_ip=''
0.000113 - SELECT online_uid, online_uname FROM online
0.000522 - SELECT uid, uname, user_regdate FROM users WHERE user_regdate >= 1746655200 and level > 0
0.000167 - SELECT uid, uname from users where level > 0 order by uid DESC limit 1
0.000289 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM users WHERE level > 0
0.000082 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM session
0.000412 - SELECT u.uid, u.uname, u.email, u.user_viewemail, u.user_avatar, g.name AS groupname FROM groups_users_link l LEFT JOIN users u ON l.uid=u.uid LEFT JOIN groups g ON l.groupid=g.groupid WHERE g.group_type='Admin' ORDER BY l.groupid, u.uid
0.000227 - SELECT * FROM xoopspoll_desc WHERE display=1 ORDER BY weight ASC, end_time DESC
0.000199 - SELECT id FROM partners Where status = 1 ORDER BY hits DESC
0.000136 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=9
0.000108 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=6
0.000101 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=3
0.000099 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=5
0.000128 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=4
0.000217 - SELECT cat_title, cat_id FROM bb_categories WHERE cat_id = '8'
0.002537 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_post')
0.002400 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')
0.000410 - SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE `uid` IN (2,26,1)
0.000160 - SELECT rank_title AS title, rank_image AS image FROM ranks WHERE rank_id = 9
0.000136 - SELECT groupid FROM groups_users_link WHERE uid=1
0.000105 - SELECT * FROM groups WHERE groupid=1
0.000227 - SELECT rank_title AS title, rank_image AS image FROM ranks WHERE rank_min <= 713 AND rank_max >= 713 AND rank_special = 0
0.000125 - SELECT groupid FROM groups_users_link WHERE uid=2
0.000103 - SELECT * FROM groups WHERE groupid=2
0.000191 - SELECT rank_title AS title, rank_image AS image FROM ranks WHERE rank_min <= 952 AND rank_max >= 952 AND rank_special = 0
0.000121 - SELECT groupid FROM groups_users_link WHERE uid=26
0.000098 - SELECT * FROM groups WHERE groupid=2
0.000156 - SELECT user_digests, uid FROM bb_user_stats WHERE uid IN( 1, 2, 26)
0.001432 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_edit')
0.001137 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_delete')
0.002310 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')
0.000400 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_print')
0.001413 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_edit')
0.001220 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_delete')
0.001798 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')
0.000341 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_print')
0.001339 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_edit')
0.001098 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_delete')
0.001391 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')
0.000267 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_print')
0.000137 - SELECT forum_id, COUNT(*) AS count FROM bb_moderates WHERE (uid=0 OR ip IN('18','18.191','18.191.154','18.191.154.119')) AND (mod_end > 1746805710) GROUP BY forum_id
0.001385 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_groupid` IN (3) AND `gperm_itemid` = '27' AND `gperm_name` IN ('forum_access', 'forum_view', 'forum_post', 'forum_reply', 'forum_edit', 'forum_delete', 'forum_addpoll', 'forum_vote', 'forum_attach', 'forum_noapprove', 'forum_type', 'forum_html', 'forum_signature', 'forum_pdf', 'forum_print'))
0.000754 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_addpoll')
0.000590 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'category_access')
0.000256 - SELECT `cat_id`, `cat_order`, `cat_title` FROM `bb_categories` WHERE `cat_id` IN (8, 9, 5, 4, 10, 17, 2) ORDER BY cat_order ASC
0.001224 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')
Total: 89

Queries

0.000074 - SET SQL_BIG_SELECTS = 1

0.001224 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (`conf_modid` = '0' AND `conf_catid` = '1') ORDER BY conf_order ASC

0.000260 - SELECT sess_data, sess_ip FROM session WHERE sess_id = '0f81d22ddfbd4b597a05bbdf6d54a713'

0.000361 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'newbb'

0.001112 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '1' AND (`gperm_groupid` = '3') AND `gperm_name` = 'module_read' AND `gperm_itemid` = '44')

0.001883 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (`conf_modid` = '44') ORDER BY conf_order ASC

0.012755 - DELETE FROM protector_access WHERE expire < UNIX_TIMESTAMP()

0.036481 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM protector_access WHERE ip='18.191.154.119' AND request_uri='/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?post_id=8776'

0.031478 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM protector_access WHERE ip='18.191.154.119'

0.000329 - INSERT INTO protector_access SET ip='18.191.154.119', request_uri='/modules/newbb/viewtopic.php?post_id=8776', expire=UNIX_TIMESTAMP()+'10'

0.000362 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'xoopspoll'

0.000437 - SELECT t.* FROM bb_topics t, bb_posts p WHERE t.topic_id = p.topic_id AND p.post_id = 8776

0.000206 - SELECT * FROM bb_forums WHERE forum_id = '27'

0.001000 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'category_access')

0.001796 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_access')

0.002034 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_view')

0.000320 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM `bb_posts` WHERE (`topic_id` = '420' AND `approved` = '1')

0.000191 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM bb_posts AS p WHERE p.topic_id=420 AND p.approved = 1 AND p.post_id > 8776

0.000281 - SELECT p.*, t.* FROM bb_posts p, bb_posts_text t WHERE p.topic_id=420 AND p.post_id = t.post_id AND p.approved = 1 ORDER BY p.post_id DESC LIMIT 0, 10

0.000199 - UPDATE bb_topics SET topic_views = LAST_INSERT_ID(topic_views + 1) WHERE topic_id =420

0.000326 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (`conf_modid` = '0' AND `conf_catid` = '5') ORDER BY conf_order ASC

0.000239 - SELECT * FROM config WHERE (`conf_modid` = '0' AND `conf_catid` = '3') ORDER BY conf_order ASC

0.002153 - SELECT DISTINCT gperm_itemid FROM group_permission WHERE gperm_name = 'block_read' AND gperm_modid = 1 AND gperm_groupid IN (3)

0.000573 - SELECT b.* FROM newblocks b, block_module_link m WHERE m.block_id=b.bid AND b.isactive=1 AND b.visible=1 AND m.module_id IN (0,44) AND b.bid IN (9,82,6,1,12,11,10,8,7,5,4,86,3,219,2,44,175,177,178,45,80,79,78,85,84,83,81,97,98,92,93,90,91,64,65,66,67,169,170,168,136,143,151,180,181,182,183,227,179,210,204,205,206,207,208,209,197,198,199,200,201,202,203,196,190,191,192,193,194,195,211,176,223,226,230,231,232,233) ORDER BY b.weight, m.block_id

0.000318 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE (`hasmain` = '1' AND `isactive` = '1' AND `weight` > '0') ORDER BY weight ASC, mid ASC

0.001170 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_name` = 'module_read' AND `gperm_modid` = '1' AND `gperm_groupid` = '3')

0.000544 - SELECT gperm_itemid FROM group_permission LEFT JOIN modules m ON gperm_modid=m.mid WHERE m.dirname='myalbum' AND gperm_name='myalbum_global' AND (gperm_groupid=3)

0.000489 - SELECT gperm_itemid FROM group_permission LEFT JOIN modules m ON gperm_modid=m.mid WHERE m.dirname='myalbum1' AND gperm_name='myalbum_global' AND (gperm_groupid=3)

0.000207 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'PDdownloads'

0.000186 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'PDlinks'

0.000246 - SELECT count(*) FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'pcnews' AND isactive=1

0.000178 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'pcnews'

0.000648 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '46' AND (`gperm_groupid` = '3') AND `gperm_name` = 'pcnews_submit')

0.000227 - SELECT count(*) FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'pdnews' AND isactive=1

0.000175 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'pdnews'

0.000534 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '47' AND (`gperm_groupid` = '3') AND `gperm_name` = 'pdnews_submit')

0.000208 - SELECT count(*) FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'beosnews' AND isactive=1

0.000175 - SELECT * FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'beosnews'

0.000559 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '48' AND (`gperm_groupid` = '3') AND `gperm_name` = 'beosnews_submit')

0.000254 - SELECT count(*) FROM modules WHERE dirname = 'PDMembers' AND isactive=1

0.000697 - SELECT text, submitter FROM incblock_welcometext ORDER BY RAND() LIMIT 0,1

0.000182 - SELECT * FROM smiles

0.000196 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM online WHERE online_uid=0 AND online_ip=''

0.000147 - UPDATE online SET online_updated = 1746805709, online_module = 44 WHERE online_uid = 0 AND online_ip=''

0.000113 - SELECT online_uid, online_uname FROM online

0.000522 - SELECT uid, uname, user_regdate FROM users WHERE user_regdate >= 1746655200 and level > 0

0.000167 - SELECT uid, uname from users where level > 0 order by uid DESC limit 1

0.000289 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM users WHERE level > 0

0.000082 - SELECT COUNT(*) FROM session

0.000412 - SELECT u.uid, u.uname, u.email, u.user_viewemail, u.user_avatar, g.name AS groupname FROM groups_users_link l LEFT JOIN users u ON l.uid=u.uid LEFT JOIN groups g ON l.groupid=g.groupid WHERE g.group_type='Admin' ORDER BY l.groupid, u.uid

0.000227 - SELECT * FROM xoopspoll_desc WHERE display=1 ORDER BY weight ASC, end_time DESC

0.000199 - SELECT id FROM partners Where status = 1 ORDER BY hits DESC

0.000136 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=9

0.000108 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=6

0.000101 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=3

0.000099 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=5

0.000128 - SELECT id, url, image, title FROM partners WHERE id=4

0.000217 - SELECT cat_title, cat_id FROM bb_categories WHERE cat_id = '8'

0.002537 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_post')

0.002400 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')

0.000410 - SELECT * FROM `users` WHERE `uid` IN (2,26,1)

0.000160 - SELECT rank_title AS title, rank_image AS image FROM ranks WHERE rank_id = 9

0.000136 - SELECT groupid FROM groups_users_link WHERE uid=1

0.000105 - SELECT * FROM groups WHERE groupid=1

0.000227 - SELECT rank_title AS title, rank_image AS image FROM ranks WHERE rank_min <= 713 AND rank_max >= 713 AND rank_special = 0

0.000125 - SELECT groupid FROM groups_users_link WHERE uid=2

0.000103 - SELECT * FROM groups WHERE groupid=2

0.000191 - SELECT rank_title AS title, rank_image AS image FROM ranks WHERE rank_min <= 952 AND rank_max >= 952 AND rank_special = 0

0.000121 - SELECT groupid FROM groups_users_link WHERE uid=26

0.000098 - SELECT * FROM groups WHERE groupid=2

0.000156 - SELECT user_digests, uid FROM bb_user_stats WHERE uid IN( 1, 2, 26)

0.001432 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_edit')

0.001137 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_delete')

0.002310 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')

0.000400 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_print')

0.001413 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_edit')

0.001220 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_delete')

0.001798 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')

0.000341 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_print')

0.001339 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_edit')

0.001098 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_delete')

0.001391 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')

0.000267 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_print')

0.000137 - SELECT forum_id, COUNT(*) AS count FROM bb_moderates WHERE (uid=0 OR ip IN('18','18.191','18.191.154','18.191.154.119')) AND (mod_end > 1746805710) GROUP BY forum_id

0.001385 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_groupid` IN (3) AND `gperm_itemid` = '27' AND `gperm_name` IN ('forum_access', 'forum_view', 'forum_post', 'forum_reply', 'forum_edit', 'forum_delete', 'forum_addpoll', 'forum_vote', 'forum_attach', 'forum_noapprove', 'forum_type', 'forum_html', 'forum_signature', 'forum_pdf', 'forum_print'))

0.000754 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_addpoll')

0.000590 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'category_access')

0.000256 - SELECT `cat_id`, `cat_order`, `cat_title` FROM `bb_categories` WHERE `cat_id` IN (8, 9, 5, 4, 10, 17, 2) ORDER BY cat_order ASC

0.001224 - SELECT * FROM group_permission WHERE (`gperm_modid` = '44' AND `gperm_name` = 'forum_reply')

Total: 89

Blocks
Login: Not cached
Main Menu: Not cached
Herzlich Willkommen: Not cached
Usermenü: Not cached
PD-Members: Not cached
Site Info: Not cached
Umfragenblock: Not cached
Google Adsense (klein): Not cached
Partner: Not cached
Total: 9

Blocks

Login: Not cached

Main Menu: Not cached

Herzlich Willkommen: Not cached

Usermenü: Not cached

PD-Members: Not cached

Site Info: Not cached

Umfragenblock: Not cached

Google Adsense (klein): Not cached

Partner: Not cached

Total: 9

Extra
Included files: 239 files
Memory usage: 1937192 bytes

Extra

Included files: 239 files

Memory usage: 1937192 bytes

Timers
XOOPS took 0.250 seconds to load.
XOOPS Boot took 0.009 seconds to load.
Module init took 0.102 seconds to load.
newBB_Header took 0.002 seconds to load.
newBB_viewtopic took 0.156 seconds to load.
XOOPS output init took 0.024 seconds to load.
Module display took 0.114 seconds to load.
Page rendering took 0.001 seconds to load.

Timers

XOOPS took 0.250 seconds to load.

XOOPS Boot took 0.009 seconds to load.

Module init took 0.102 seconds to load.

newBB_Header took 0.002 seconds to load.

newBB_viewtopic took 0.156 seconds to load.

XOOPS output init took 0.024 seconds to load.

Module display took 0.114 seconds to load.

Page rendering took 0.001 seconds to load.